descendants

  • If you haven’t realized by now, I’m really bad at watching movies. How can someone possibly be bad at doing something that takes literally zero effort? Well, it takes a lot of talent. Look, it doesn’t make sense. I see the length of a film and feel like it’s too long, but will watch enough

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  • Look, I’m a 26-year-old woman. The Descendants franchise was never intended for me. Still, even though I found them merely cute, I saw why kids enjoyed them so much. Their quality is akin to the Disney Channel musicals I grew up with. The only reason I watched the second one was because of the hype.

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